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You can bet your bottom dollar this is a real product! Either specify a phone number and I will call or we will email you a high quality audio file for you to use however you see fit!

Custom Digital Audiofile 'No'

Custom Digital Audiofile 'No'

$10.00
$10.00
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This is the entry-level intern 'NO' that allows you to choose from one of four pre-recorded digital audio files.

Perfect for the following situations:

1. Coworker asking you cover their shift

2. Girlfriend wants you to adopt another snake

3. Mother wants you to come over to help her download photos off her iPhone

4. Roommate asks if you ate her leftover Thai food

This product is guaranteed to ensure that the recipent party is completely clear on your position.

Custom Phone Call 'No'

Custom Phone Call 'No'

$10.00
$10.00
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This is the mid-level executive 'NO' that provides the following customizable features:

1. Honesty, warmth and kindness -- with a smack of 'NO'

2. Originality, coyness and a handful of 'NO'

3. My great grandfathers' famous post-dinner story telling with a second helping of 'NO'

4. Lay-the-hammer-down over the top 'NO' with an strong follow-up 'do you understand?'

 

This product is guaranteed to ensure that the recipient party is completely clear on your position.